Snow Forts!

Who doesn't want to be in complete galactic control of the universe? Why would you not want to be the terror of the the town? How could you not want to be the big dog of your neighborhood? Could I possibly somehow own these titles? Actually yes I can. You see, I have, in my front yard...a snow fort. Now here's a lesson that I think everone can learn. The person with the best snow fort, gets to be in control. And I've been working pretty hard on mine, even through the nasty weather we've been having. I was out there working at it through the snow, ice, wind, slush, mush, cold, hail, sleet, snowplows, blizzards, hurricanes, tornados, and even through the birth of some little Canadian boy somewhere. It takes commitment, building a snow fort. I guess mine may not be the greatest in the world, but in my own little world, it's something. I'm proud of it because I put work into it. It can shield me from any of the forces I've already listed plus snowballs. It's solid, not to be broken. So if anyone wants to have a snowball fight you can come on over, I'm ready.